1. Thou shall always hear me praising myself
2. Thou shall always be there for me because I am important
3. Thou shall even turn down a family dinner just to go window shopping with me
4. Thou shall understand saying no to me is useless, I will insist until you say yes
5. Thou shall listen to my grouses, same grouses everytime, no grouses is also a grouses when it comes out from me.
6. Thou shall go out with me almost each and every day because it makes me happy. It doesn't matter how you feel. For I grant you the honour.
7. Thou shall forget about yourself because there is only I, me and myself.
8. Thou shall think that I am always busiest person in the world, minister also lose me.
9. Thou shall be very sad for me to be exposed to this realistic world, as if you are not at all.
10. Thous shall dream on that I will spare a single thought for you.

Kindly note the above does not come from a girlfriend to a boyfriend or even vice versa. I wanted to say it come from a friend, but on second thought, it seems to come from a goddess but then it again, it should be from someone who happened to forget she is not a goddess.

If you think you are interested in someone like that (not sure, because you are someone who likes challenge or wanted to commit suicide, since you have given up yourself why not challenge yourself to the impossible), please do tell me. But then...ps, maybe you should make sure you have enough money to build a temple to worship this person.